What do you think of when you hear the words "marching band"?

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The Happiest Time of Year

 Yes, the century has passed where the happiest time of year for a child was Christmas, or spring, or their birthday. Yes, yes sir, nowadays the pressure school puts on America's precious youth leaves them can't waiting to get away. But that doesn't matter now because IT'S SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER okay I'm done. That was 256 summers, the amount of summers I plan to live through. Impossible, you say? Nothing is impossible when it's summer. Except for being sad.
Anyway, you know the saying... "No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks." Well, it's not quite the same. With me there's still pencils, but for drawing or writing stories, not writing compare/contrast essays and filling out Scantrons. There's still books, but the books I want to read, and I won't have to analyze each chapter individually like a butterfly under a microscope. (Really, there's nothing worse than ruining a good book by having to write journal entries, and take post its. Really, is it going to help you remember and understand the book better if your flow is interrupted every two minutes so you can put in a post it?) There will even still be teachers dirty looks, but they will be on TV, directed at actors.


Anyway, now that school is over, I'm looking forward to summer. Changing your average bedtime from 9:00-10:00 to 1:00-2:00. I like nothing better than it being really, really late at night and everything is quiet and you feel like the only person in the world. I watch movies on TV or read or write or draw, or this summer I have the option of blogging too. As a matter of fact, currently it's about 11:30.

I'm wearing this awesome, super lightweight nightgown that would have been popular in the 1930's. Here's a sort of glorified picture. I don't actually look like this in real life. I just want to.


Anyway, What do you think about grades. I have two things about grades, but that makes sense, considering that its two types of grades I'm talking about. First of all, I'm kind of dreading getting my report card. My math grade kind of dropped in the last marking period... I'm most definitely not going to be in honors math next year. As a matter of fact, I'd be happy to get above a D+ currently. Now, don't get me wrong. You've read this blog. You know I'm smart. But I was never good at algebra, and I truly suck at linear functions, which is basically what our entire fourth marking period was about.

I'm not going to get my report card until I go to the school and return my overdue library books anyway. Yeah... gotta do that some time.....

Let's not worry about these things now. No, as I'm certain I've said, it's SUMMER! You aren't allowed to worry or think about school. It's the same thing, anyway.

My other thing about grades is the one you're in. If you leave seventh grade, are you a seventh grader, an eighth grader, or in some gradeless limbo between the two? I go with the latter. You aren't still in seventh grade, but you aren't in eighth grade yet either. I mean, you aren't a kindergartener the summer before you go to kindergarten. Sooo... yeah. Don't ask me what grade I'm in during the summer. I'll just end up confusing everyone involved.

Just on a separate note, I feel so bad for those people who have to get tutors during the summer so the can "keep up their learning styles" and "get ahead for the next year". What parent could possibly hate their kid enough to send them for the summer?


So I will try to find room for blogging in my busy schedule... you know, reading, sleeping, hanging, relaxing, loitering, musing, watching TV. But seriously, I am going to be in two plays (the summer play for the high school and the summer play for the junior school; more on those later), I'm on swim team that meets every day, not including meets, I babysit, I bike, I'm taking guitar lessons, I'm teaching myself to play Just the Way You Are by Bruno Mars on the piano, and I have to find time for all that other stuff too. And I tend to be less responsible during the summer.

Anyway, to quote the words of (the song by) Alice Cooper, who is actually a dude,
"Schoooooooooollllll'sss out for summeer!" *neer neer on guitar*

Have a GREAT summer, everyone!

Monday, June 13, 2011

A Lost Generstion?

I think this is really interesting... I like it, I really do. It reminds me of, well, me! And I totally agree.

"A Lost Generation"
a poem by Jonathan Reed
I am part of a lost generation
and I refuse to believe that
I can change the world
I realize this may be a shock but
“Happiness comes from within.”
is a lie, and
“Money will make me happy.”
So in 30 years I will tell my children
they are not the most important thing in my life
My employer will know that
I have my priorities straight because
work
is more important than
family
I tell you this
Once upon a time
Families stayed together
but this will not be true in my era
This is a quick fix society
Experts tell me
30 years from now, I will be celebrating the 10th anniversary of my divorce
I do not concede that
I will live in a country of my own making
In the future
Environmental destruction will be the norm
No longer can it be said that
My peers and I care about this earth
It will be evident that
My generation is apathetic and lethargic
It is foolish to presume that
There is hope.

And all of this will come true unless we choose to reverse it . 
 Reverse it. 

Literally, read the poem backward
Read each individual line the regular way, but go from the bottom up. 

It will make much more sense.

(If you don't get it, watch this video)

:)

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

P.S. This Never Happened

Today, a neon unicorn in pantyhose walked up to my dad and danced seductively while making whipped cream shoot out of his eyeballs!