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Today I had a chocolate milk. The kind that comes in a cardboard box and has a little straw and a cow on the side and doesn't need to be refrigerated for some reason. It made me feel young because my mom used to put those in my lunchbox. Why does fridge have a "D" in it if refrigerator doesn't?

Anyway, I'm ignoring the question you're all obviously asking. Where the firetruck was I this whole time? Well, it's nice to know I have fans who care enough to actually tell me to write a new blog. Speaking of which, when are YOU going to write a new blog, C-Rope? I've been waiting. You're just as bad as me! Completely ignore the past 3 sentences if you don't know what they mean.

But I'm still avoiding the pressing matter of what I was doing this whole time when I wasn't blogging. Well, unlike some of you, I actually have a life. No, no, I'm just kidding. I don't have a life either. But... I do! I was living it all summer! So that must mean... all of you have lives too! Phew. What a relief. I thought all my friends were dead.

So the matter of what I was doing... are you enjoying my procrastination? Have you noticed that I've avoided the topic for 4 paragraphs? I can do this for a loooooong time. Believe me. I have a LOT of trouble doing homework. Speaking of which, school starts in less than a week and I haven't done my summer reading yet. Sure I've read lots of books this summer. No really, a lot of books. Like at least 56. Probably more. But see, we have to write journal entries on our books. 3 per book! And 2 books! That's... um... that's 6 entries! No actually, I'm really good at math, just not linear functions, so that somehow makes me bad at my entire math class. Anyway, did I ever mention how analyzing ruins the book? Nothing ruins a good book like writing journal entries on it. So the question is.... ruin a good book, or just make a bad book worse?  Whatever. It all sucks anyway.

I'm sorry I'm being depressing. I just don't want to go back to school. It seemed like the summer just flew by. Probably because I was so busy... Oh, no! you aren't going to find out what with! Don't think you can trick it out of me! Because you can't. God, I'm turning into the blogged version of nigahiga. Wouldn't it be cool if I was famous enough so he would say in one of his rants: "God, I'm turning into the YouTube version of Amazing Gracie." Yes it would be cool. He gets, like 2 million views.

Well, I was very busy over the summer, but the things I did were so epic that they get separate posts. But you'll be hearing more from me. Hopefully. Or I'll procrastinate again. Funny pictures!

 

Fine pictures, since there's only 1. There's a line through that S. You can't really see it.