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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Twelve Days of Eighth Grade

I made this up while procrastinating. It's not bad, if I do say so myself. (By the way, I put very little effort into this, so sorry if you don't like it).

12 Days of Eighth Grade

On the first day of eighth grade my school gave to me
A textbook from the eighties.

On the second day of eighth grade my school gave to me
Two tests tomorrow
And a textbook from the eighties.

On the third day of eighth grade my school gave to me
Three hours of homework
Two tests tomorrow
And a textbook from the eighties.

On the fourth day of eighth grade my school gave to me
Four friends a-fighting
Three hours of homework
Two tests tomorrow
And a textbook from the eighties.

On the fifth day of eighth grade my school gave to me
Five hours of sleep!
Four friends a-fighting
Three hours of homework
Two tests tomorrow
And a textbook from the eighties.

On the sixth day of eighth grade my school gave to me
Six pop quizzes
Five hours of sleep!
Four friends a-fighting
Three hours of homework
Two tests tomorrow
And a textbook from the eighties.

On the seventh day of eighth grade my school gave to me
Seven hours of torture
Six pop quizzes
Five hours of sleep!
Four friends a-fighting
Three hours of homework
Two tests tomorrow
And a textbook from the eighties.


On the eighth day of eighth grade my school gave to me
Eight different periods
Seven hours of torture
Six pop quizzes
Five hours of sleep!
Four friends a-fighting
Three hours of homework
Two tests tomorrow
And a textbook from the eighties.

On the ninth day of eighth grade my school gave to me
Nine clubs I’m joining
Eight different periods
Seven hours of torture
Six pop quizzes
Five hours of sleep!
Four friends a-fighting
Three hours of homework
Two tests tomorrow
And a textbook from the eighties.

On the tenth day of eighth grade my school gave to me
Ten mental breakdowns
Nine clubs I’m joining
Eight different periods
Seven hours of torture
Six pop quizzes
Five hours of sleep!
Four friends a-fighting
Three hours of homework
Two tests tomorrow
And a textbook from the eighties.

On the eleventh day of eighth grade my school gave to me
Eleven books at once
Ten mental breakdowns
Nine clubs I’m joining
Eight different periods
Seven hours of torture
Six pop quizzes
Five hours of sleep!
Four friends a-fighting
Three hours of homework
Two tests tomorrow
And a textbook from the eighties.

On the twelfth day of eighth grade my school gave to me
Twelve projects—due now!
Eleven books at once
Ten mental breakdowns
Nine clubs I’m joining
Eight different periods
Seven hours of torture
Six pop quizzes
Five hours of sleep!
Four friends a-fighting
Three hours of homework
Two tests tomorrow
And a textbook from the eighties.

 Happy Holidays!!!

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